Phil Mayers
- Apr 19
- 2 min read

10. SNOT

Updated: Apr 22

Would you pardon me a second please? I think that I have got to Sneeze. I mumbled.

"Please be quiet he snapped! I can’t concentrate. Your, constant Sneezing I really hate. Can’t you see the sign that says: Quiet Please! Which certainly pertains to your Resounding Sneeze!"

Well, I really don’t know what to do, it seems I’m always going Achoo!

"Look, I really don’t want to be unkind, but I think your problems are up in your mind."

That’s a pretty-deep-thought, but just what do you think? Are you suggesting I go see a Shrink?

"Well, I really can’t say but it’s often said, a lot of our problems are up in our head."

That may be true I’d be the first to agree. But I’d prefer to see an ENT (A doctor that does Ears Nose and Throat therapy.)

Well, we went to see the doc and Mom asked the question, "Can anything be done for my son’s Congestion?"

Doctor Judd exclaimed, "Goodness knows, I've never seen so much CRUD in a Nose! It looks like we'll need The Suction Pot. This little boy is full of #SNOT. And I know just what I’ll do, why I’ll prescribe a pill or two!"

But the Big Nurse screeched! (Like it or not!) Let’s give this Little Booger a Shot!

I darted for the door, but the floor was slick, and that #BigNurse was really quick. And before I knew it (Like it or not!) she Pinched My Behind and gave me a #Shot.

I let out a Scream and a Tear or Two. It was the #WorstExperience I’ve ever been through!

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Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author Blogger

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(L.B. 1940)

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