11. THE BIRTH OF A BLOG
Updated: May 27
FYI (For Your Information), my Massage Therapist Susan, asked
me, to help her understand just what a Blog might be? So, I’m
taking one of my colorful little chapters out of my #BIRDBRAINS
eBook and turning it into a Blog. I am doing this to show Susan
what a Blog can be (Which, of course is nothing more than an
#INSPIRINGTHOUGHT or EVENT that comes to your mind, and
you publish it on your website or social media and call it a Blog.
And to avoid any impropriety, You Must Not Copy Someone
Else’s Blogs, Words, or Ideas, (As If They Were Your Own.)
(This Evil Act Is Called #PLAGIARISM.)
Well, here we go!
We’ll call this Our Up Word Blog.
The Up Word
"Are You Up-set?"
Of course, I’m Up-set! Things are Up-side-down, and if it were Up-to-me I would make some big changes.
"What’s Up You say?"
Well, for Your information I just can’t continue to put-Up with Your nasty comments. In my opinion, You, are nothing but an Up-pity little Up-start, and You obviously suffer from an unsuccessful Up-bringing.
"Did you say life has its Up-and-downs?"
Well, I must agree with you on that one. But you have no idea what I’m Up-against. Life has always been an Up-hill battle for me. It seems like I’ve been swimming Up-stream all-of my life, and I feel like the #THEBIGGUY Up-in-the-sky, has hit me square in my mouth with an Up-percut. I’ll have you know that once upon a time I was an Up-coming professional.
As a matter of fact, I was a member of the Up-per Class. I would rise-Up early in the morning eat a good breakfast, dress-Up in an expensive coat and tie, and go out to face the world.
I was more than earning my Up-keep and people were looking-Up to me. I had an office on the Up-per floor, and I was an Up-right kind of guy. I was Up-to-date on the latest happenings and working my way, Up-to-the-top. "Did I hear you say shut-Up?"
"And did you say you've heard this story a thousand times? And every time you hear it, it gets you so Up-tight you could Up-chuck?"
Well, that’s Up-to-you. You are always Up-to no-good, and just looking at you makes me want to Up-chuck. And everything I have told you is strictly on the Up-and-Up and you have no idea what it’s like to end-Up your career delivering pizza in a broken-down pick-Up-truck.
Look, I can’t put-Up, with this bickering anymore, so why don’t we just patch things Up? I’ll brew-Up a good hot pot of Coffee, and we can cuddle-Up by the Fireplace and have a couple of slices of our favorite treat: Pineapple Up-side-down Cake!
READING BOOKS AND BLOGS
IS LOTS OF FUN
I would like to thank you for reading my #BIRTHOFABLOG, and I hope you enjoyed it. Because I Love my #FellowBloggers,
and #Hope this Blog will stimulate you to start writing your own BOOKS and BLOGS, so you can join our community and become a Fellow Blogger and put "Author Blogger" behind your name.
KEEP IN MIND AND NEVER FORGET!
A PIG IN A PARLOR IS STILL A PIG!
(L.B. 1940)
I would also like to thank my favorite Coffee Shops: CC's Coffee©, STARBUCKS©PJ's Coffee of New Orleans©, Reve Coffee Roasters©, and Scooter’s Coffee© for gifting
me with many pleasant, Yummy Cups of Coffee, which, of course, helped
me to write my Dream Books and Blogs. And to my Dear Sweet Mother (Florence Isabelle Smith Mayers) for continually reminding me you must have a #YUMMYCUPOFCOFFEE when you are Cooking, because “COFFEE GIVES YOU COURAGE©”
PLEASANT WORDS ARE LIKE A HONEYCOMB SWEET TO THE SOUL AND HEALTH TO THE BONES. (Proverbs 16:2)
(And if you want to?)
You can Leave-A-Comment and share this website with some of your friends. Because sharing with others #THEGIFTOFGIVING will always make you feel good about yourself!
(Mindy Lou & Sister Sue, #SpecialEducationTeachers)
I AM FOND OF PIGS
DOGS LOOK UP TO US
CATS LOOK DOWN ON US
PIGS TREAT US AS EQUALS
(Winston S. Churchill 1945)
Dr. Phil D Mayers, Author Blogger
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